The Trials of Sabr

[bullnasty]

Wonderfully timed shot on Threggil but that's not a corpse.

[sabr]

Once i was pulling as a hunter in the molten core way back in the WoW days before all the goddamned housewives and casual nerds were playing it and pretty much everyone you ran into was pro as fuck from the barrens all the way over to ironforge it was nothing but pro ass motherfuckers the kind of hard WoW dudes who are so decked out they can kill a whole town or something, but anyway theres this one fucking kid in our group this dumb little baby with no idea whats going on or what the honorable professional path of a warrior was so I was like "hey wait here im going to pull them to you and thenyou fight them" and this dummy was just sitting there agreeing with everything i said because he knew i was PRO ICE so he sat there and said yes sir and while i'm setting up this perfect pull to split off a core hound from a bigger group which really shouldn't have been possible but back in those days everyone knew every bug because we werent a bunch of damned nooblords we knew what was up, so anyway i was going to do this and the guy goes rushing headlong RIGHT INTO THEM and wipes us the fuck out and it takes 15 valuable minutes of raid time to get set back up there. like i said this was back in the hard fucking WoW days when people didn't put up with newbish bullshit so we kicked him right out of the guild and completely trashed his rep in global chat so hed never have another shot. kinda sucks for him but its a hard world and hard players dont have time to change diapers for the babies so they either harden the fuck up too or they get out

thats pretty much my philosophy on all games i dont want you to fuckin waste my time if you dont know whats up because i will RAGE THE FUCK OUT ON YOU and unless you got the brains and the reflexes to exit the server in about 5 seconds you're stuck there while i tear you down in front of everybody. only don't both because youre not gonna get out cause if you had fast enough reflexes you wouldnt be in this spot in the first place. if you had the brains and the balls to argue back you'd have had the brains and balls to never get into this in the first place. youre fucked once i start in because youll freeze up and just sit there while i school your ass in front of the entire fucking server for however long i feel like holding up the game. no ones gonna complain, we're part of the pack and wolves dont turn on each other. theyll sit there in grim silence and watch me rip you apart because they know that youll never have what it takes to be as hard as us so really im doing you a favor you oughta thank me for embarrassing you like this cause its really a swifter and softer fate than youd have suffered if you really tried to run with the big dogs and got yourself hurt

FUCK.

NOOBS.

[Teh]

/bow

[melterofaces]

i have got to be missing something

[Viper]

So... what you're saying is you still haven't done the Oculus one.

[Adrys]

i have got to be missing something

Hah, nope, just as planned.

[Rhags]

I think that is the longest sentance I have ever read.

[Taloren]

I also encountered poor Sadies in my travels through the ancient Orc homeworld. They were trying to become the champion at the Ring of Blood, and as someone who once held that title, I felt obligated to put them to the test of GUPPET. Poor Sadies.

[Myrr]

omg i just read this for the first time.

Viper you are amazing.

[Liquidvapor]

I think we should find poor Sadies again =x

[bullnasty]

What's the deal with Sadies? Was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time, made our screenshot, and now that everyone knows his name we camp him when we see him? If this is the case, I'm all for making him #1 on the <Hero> KOS list.

[sabr]

shits goin down, as soon as i find 4 nooblords in lfg

[Teh]

He sent the last boss pic to me SORRY I DIDNT POST IT

[Teh]

aww u caught me jarred

[sabr]

fuck server maintenence

[Ramalaf]

What ever happened to Saddies? is he level 80 yet?

[Terrorbad]

This should be moved to the Open General Chat for all of the server to see.

[Taloren]

What ever happened to Saddies? is he level 80 yet?

Sadies is only level 71. Looks like he hasn't been on in a while. Maybe we scared him away from the game. Poor Sadies.

[sabr]

Our journey begins with this nig, who I took a screenshot of:


After, we got on our drakes and proceeded to do some thing to kill constructs


Some noob pug managed to pull a hundred drakes so he died and dropped group, but luckily we found a replacement!


Finally, it was time for the second boss!


We made haste in slaying this behemoth, and then it was time to go fight some mage guy...


We found him, but this nig kept runnin away! what a pussy!


At last we tracked him down, nowhere to run now!


Dead magey.


Finally, it was time to take on EREGOS, GIANT FUCKING DRAGON
...
EREGOS FUCKED UP MY RETARDED PUGS SO IT WAS ALL UP TO SABR TO HEAL THE PARTIES WAY TO VICTORY




THINGS WERE GETTING EXTREME BUT IM SO GOOD JUST AS THE LAST RUBY DRAKE FELL I HIT THE TWO BUTTON AND SLEW HIM

[Teh]

WOAH

[Squirm]

[sabr]

SHORYUKEN!!!!

[Pandamonium]

Had to make an account to post here tbh.

loved the thread and also lol'd and really loved the occulus screenshot

"ouch wtf is hitting me" from a dead guy called pownage

<3

heh

poor sadies also

[Alamo]

Sadies still plays; level 80, and look at his activity on the Armory.

I'mma find him and gank him to be a part of history. <3

[Auraye]

The trials of Sabre thread was salvaged! REJOICE!

For those interested, Sadies appears to still be alive and well, though only level 80.